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His Bum His Bum

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Dirty humor done right.

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HOOKED / Overwatch Cartoon HOOKED / Overwatch Cartoon

Rated 5 / 5 stars


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Jojo's Hot dog adventure Jojo's Hot dog adventure

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I've read the manga, this seems legit. Dio is a dick and Jojo pulls out giant plothole devices from out of nowhere to beat him.

Zone-Tan's Leaked Sex Tape Zone-Tan's Leaked Sex Tape

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Sexy, good animation, and incredibly worthy to add to the mature portal of Newgrounds.

The Fat Anime Collab 5 The Fat Anime Collab 5

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Wow....Just wow.

I really don't know where to begin. Even considering the substantial amount of warning I received from reading your three paragraph long introduction, that I was not prepared for what it actually had. Sure, fat chicks? Not a problem, I've seen weirder stuff, even for adult related material. But this? This wasn't even good content.

Sure, the material was mainly cut and paste stuff, like you said, from internet material on fat chicks which I received warning of and can accept of a collab. (I was honestly expecting pictures, so the animations surprised me)
But I was immediately disgusted (and further surprised) by the sudden intrusion of none other than fart and scat noises in the background throughout a good 2/3 of the video. (These noises which frequent your vids and flashes it seems)

I as a viewer can deal with scat humor, it's something you learn to deal with as a fellow internet browser. But this was a bit overboard for me. It seemed to me that you spent more time with the scat noises and animations of scat than you did with the actual project as a whole. Is that a bad thing? No, not really, it's your animation which you posted for us to rate and review, and here I am reviewing it.

....And my review at this point is going to say this: You didn't put any effort into this. If the guy who saw this fit to put on the front-page says is front-page material, I'm fine with that. I'm not one to say it isn't, but I am one to say the quality needs working on, and that more effort is needed for this.

So for my constructive advice after the long criticism?

For a fifth of a series, the quality was lacking. It was a simple usage of pasting already made work into an animated frame system, with SOME original work, such as your fat badger logo. The sounds are incredibly over-recycled throughout most of your work, such as the Super Mario XXX porn flashes further reducing the enjoyability. Finding more sounds, hell, making more of your own scat noises if need be, would add some much needed boost to this. Better quality pics? These were worthy, but not the best, there's a spot you could try and up. Original animations? I'm not critiquing that it sucks or needs fixing, especially when I can't even draw a straight line. But from a viewers perspective, its reached a standstill in the recent stuff I've seen, not improving, not degrading with the works that have come out recently.

So you know what, I give you 3 1/2 stars. Why?

1 star for the technical skills to actually put this together.
1 star for the fact you kept with this series for 5 whole flashes.
and 1 1/2 for including an Earthworm Jim sound file from the Heck Zone somewhere in the last segments of the video.
-1/2 star for recycled sound files
-1 star for coming to a complete standstill in creativity and quality of submissions.

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FatBadger responds:

Thanks for the honest review. As for the amount of effort, I am not going to waste 1000+ hours drawing fat anime women using perfect frame by frame animation. The actual art/animation quality of the flash series (assuming we make more), will not change. That is part of the joke. I am not a professional animator. I do not have a drawing tablet, everything is drawn with a mouse. I have no animation training of any kind. I taught myself some Flash stuff because I was bored and I thought it would be funny to submit weird stuff to piss of part of the internet. So even if I wanted to I could not improve the animation of the series significantly. Golfinho's part did that, though doing FBF was his decision. I submit these because I can and because some people find them funny. NG needs to be less serious and less pist off when a non epic FBF movie gets frontpaged. NG is about fun, everything by everyone. Stuff like this does belong on the site, people are affraid that the whole site wil turn to shit because of this. If you have been a NG user for years, you will see that the standards have greatly increased. Its funny when you read the reviews and see how mad people get and how upset this has made them. They need to lighten up and not cry about it whenever a non AAA flash movie gets some attention.

Left 4 Speed 2 Left 4 Speed 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Wow xD

Once again you have pinned all things that irritate me about the Left 4 Dead AI, and managed to still make me laugh after putting it in such a humorous way. If they put out anymore, or make any major expansions I Hope to see some more of this from you.
By the way, anyone else notice that all of the AI partners inherited at least one of Luis's traits from the first Left 4 Dead xD


Rated 5 / 5 stars

So very..very true..

Covers some of the main points of the serious flaws in AI nature of that game, definitely worth watching.

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Super Mario bros Z ep.8 Super Mario bros Z ep.8

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Epic Ten

Looking back on the previous episodes I've watched I can see massive improvements in the animation. Even though i agree on the statement that Migel made below, about the graphics being somewhat inconsistent, its always nice to try something new and it still was an interesting technique to implement.
Plus this is the only series I've see that successfully entwines DBZ and Mario and Sonic together and still have a good storyline and animation at the same time.
As I said Epic Ten of Awesomeness

NiN10Doh! NiN10Doh!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Most Hilarious Compilations for Nintendo ^^

I've always been a fan of just about every console you throw out there (Except the Wii, the wireless controllers never agree with me) and aptly so i also love seeing the parodies thrown out there for every console since alot of them need it =P

Tarboy Tarboy

Rated 5 / 5 stars


This was a most excellent animation, i just can't find the words to describe on how good this was! Ill be waiting for the sequel with much anticipation ^^